Lanlikmilrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witless hare.

Lanlikmilrutt created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Lanlikmilrutt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lanlikmilrutt, she will turn you into a duck.

Lanlikmilrutt's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lanlikmilrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four hamsters approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Lanlikmilrutt.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing blue hats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not keep eight gulls in a large pit.