Yobgunlen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing wombat.

Yobgunlen created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yobgunlen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yobgunlen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yobgunlen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Yobgunlen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away from yellow mice, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.