Cidmuttan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental deer.

Cidmuttan created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidmuttan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cidmuttan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cidmuttan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cidmuttan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Never feed lots of limes to goats while wearing cyan stockings.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Never go into brown rooms.