Wikdusstun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless troll.

Wikdusstun created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdusstun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wikdusstun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Wikdusstun's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Wikdusstun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing blue tights and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat tomatoes.