Cadbephan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent wolf.

Cadbephan created water four years ago.

If you believe in Cadbephan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadbephan, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cadbephan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cadbephan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cadbephan first in all things.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.