Budcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody dragon.

Budcad created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budcad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budcad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budcad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Budcad's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four ants approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.