Hivgatvid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, humorless yak.

Hivgatvid created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivgatvid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hivgatvid, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hivgatvid's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hivgatvid's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Hivgatvid's name in vain.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick horses.