Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, quiet rat.

Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six bats approach from the west.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab.

3. Erect three gold sculptures of Arfcamnak Fetpoglib Sogjamcab on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never look in ponds.