Mobkinbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane monkey.

Mobkinbad created a top quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobkinbad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobkinbad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mobkinbad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Mobkinbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Mobkinbad on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Mobkinbad on top of all buildings.

4. Put Mobkinbad first in all things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.