Bestjatart is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive coyote.

Bestjatart created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bestjatart, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bestjatart, it will be very unhappy.

Bestjatart's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bestjatart's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.