Hin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured jellyfish.

Hin created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hin three times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
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