Nulbudsat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, irritating dragonfly.

Nulbudsat created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbudsat, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulbudsat, he will think nothing of it.

Nulbudsat's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nulbudsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.