Fodgedrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever dragonfly.

Fodgedrot created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgedrot, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fodgedrot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fodgedrot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fodgedrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Do not covet oxen.