Fobdincud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish chinchilla.

Fobdincud created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Fobdincud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobdincud, she will not care at all.

Fobdincud's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fobdincud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never paint your chest magenta.