Megyatbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet wyrm.

Megyatbon created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Megyatbon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Megyatbon, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Megyatbon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Megyatbon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Megyatbon on top of important buildings.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never look in ponds.