Rilgom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured naga.

Rilgom created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilgom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rilgom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rilgom's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Rilgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if five foxes approach from the north.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.