Zanragarpfob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unthoughtful ferret.

Zanragarpfob created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanragarpfob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zanragarpfob, it will not care at all.

Zanragarpfob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zanragarpfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Put Zanragarpfob first in all things.