Standapweg is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind lion.

Standapweg created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Standapweg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Standapweg, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Standapweg's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Standapweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Standapweg.

3. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Standapweg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.