Cumbifrul is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful
bear.
Cumbifrul created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cumbifrul, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cumbifrul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Cumbifrul's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Cumbifrul's Holy Commandments1. Cumbifrul loves rats, so they must be respected.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Feed all hungry dogs.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.
5. Do not chop down trees.