Cumbifrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful bear.

Cumbifrul created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumbifrul, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cumbifrul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cumbifrul's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cumbifrul's Holy Commandments

1. Cumbifrul loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Feed all hungry dogs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not chop down trees.