Ladnurflan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving raven.

Ladnurflan created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladnurflan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ladnurflan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ladnurflan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Ladnurflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.