Ladnurflan is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, loving
raven.
Ladnurflan created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ladnurflan, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Ladnurflan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Ladnurflan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Ladnurflan's Holy Commandments1. Never think about black holes.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Do not dye your hair cyan.