Targtimfunligjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud hyena.

Targtimfunligjarn created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtimfunligjarn, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Targtimfunligjarn, he will turn you into a plant.

Targtimfunligjarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Targtimfunligjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always help shrews.