Targtimfunligjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, proud
hyena.
Targtimfunligjarn created silver four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Targtimfunligjarn, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Targtimfunligjarn, he will turn you into a plant.
Targtimfunligjarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Targtimfunligjarn's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never mention goats.
4. Do not skip in public.
5. Always help shrews.