Busrilcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, duplicitous jaguar.

Busrilcip created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Busrilcip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busrilcip, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Busrilcip's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Busrilcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never feed parsnips to badgers while wearing magenta scarves.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. You must pray to Busrilcip five times a day.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing black kilts and balancing seven nickel spheres on your arms.