Sogbenmig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tranquil shark.

Sogbenmig created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbenmig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sogbenmig, she will turn you into a rock.

Sogbenmig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sogbenmig's Holy Commandments

1. Sogbenmig loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.