Fomlibsandtarfuddableg is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, fast cat.

Fomlibsandtarfuddableg created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomlibsandtarfuddableg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fomlibsandtarfuddableg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fomlibsandtarfuddableg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fomlibsandtarfuddableg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Fomlibsandtarfuddableg on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.