Hotflisrow is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable elephant.

Hotflisrow created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotflisrow, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotflisrow, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Hotflisrow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hotflisrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to squirrels while wearing shoes.

2. Do not take Hotflisrow's name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always pray immersed in water.