Dingubdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, merciful cat.

Dingubdoss created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dingubdoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dingubdoss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dingubdoss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dingubdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Dingubdoss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dingubdoss in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your legs.