Damsombon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, almighty shrew.

Damsombon created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Damsombon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Damsombon, it will be very unhappy.

Damsombon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Damsombon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near tortoises while wearing pink scarves and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.