Narsat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented centaur.

Narsat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narsat, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narsat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Narsat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Narsat's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never chant near mites.

5. Do not kill doves.