Nellquillveg is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring hyena.

Nellquillveg created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellquillveg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nellquillveg, it will jump up and down on your head.

Nellquillveg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nellquillveg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never look in ponds.
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