Xinbatcibyog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented human.

Xinbatcibyog created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xinbatcibyog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Xinbatcibyog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xinbatcibyog's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xinbatcibyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near dolphins while wearing red ear rings and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing black rings and balancing six platinum spheres on your hands.

5. Do not hurt sharks.