Foss is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, grumpy scorpion.

Foss created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Foss, she will turn you into a plant.

Foss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Foss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Worship no other gods but Foss.
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