Lip is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong crow.

Lip created a quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Lip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Lip loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Always take life seriously.