Renvegpid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured tapir.

Renvegpid created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Renvegpid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Renvegpid, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Renvegpid's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Renvegpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.
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