Vanfossid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet fairy.

Vanfossid created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Vanfossid, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vanfossid, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vanfossid's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vanfossid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to capybaras while wearing brown dresses.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Always obey Vanfossid's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never chant in holy places.
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