Wegzenrut is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy crocodile.

Wegzenrut created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegzenrut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wegzenrut, she will turn you into a plant.

Wegzenrut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wegzenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Wegzenrut on top of important buildings.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.
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