Mothudlinveen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured octopus.

Mothudlinveen created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mothudlinveen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mothudlinveen, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mothudlinveen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mothudlinveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

5. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.