Mothudlinveen is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured
octopus.
Mothudlinveen created the planet Venus two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mothudlinveen, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Mothudlinveen, she will jump up and down on your head.
Mothudlinveen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Mothudlinveen's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. You must never eat figs.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
5. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.