Tiksispas is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured tortoise.

Tiksispas created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tiksispas, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tiksispas, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Tiksispas' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tiksispas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never feed lots of onions to mites while wearing pink hats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tiksispas.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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