Bedqueegquam is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, humane lion.

Bedqueegquam created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedqueegquam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bedqueegquam, he will not care.

Bedqueegquam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bedqueegquam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Bedqueegquam loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.