Mannulltab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty gnu.

Mannulltab created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mannulltab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mannulltab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mannulltab's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mannulltab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about special relativity near horses while wearing brown hats and balancing five nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not kill seals.