Narfosszagomtbodnargab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable dove.

Narfosszagomtbodnargab created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narfosszagomtbodnargab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Narfosszagomtbodnargab, it will turn you into a hamster.

Narfosszagomtbodnargab's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Narfosszagomtbodnargab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Never feed carrots to squirrels while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never hurt foxes.