Ruttfedbabbad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered mongoose.

Ruttfedbabbad created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfedbabbad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttfedbabbad, it will turn you into a goat.

Ruttfedbabbad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ruttfedbabbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing pink rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear corsets.