Ruttfedbabbad is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered
mongoose.
Ruttfedbabbad created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttfedbabbad, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Ruttfedbabbad, it will turn you into a goat.
Ruttfedbabbad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Ruttfedbabbad's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing pink rings and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.
2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never wear corsets.