Lamxemhom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-assured cat.

Lamxemhom created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Lamxemhom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lamxemhom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lamxemhom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Lamxemhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.