Mapcussfonham is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, effective alligator.

Mapcussfonham created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Mapcussfonham, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mapcussfonham, it will curse you with boils.

Mapcussfonham's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mapcussfonham's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.