Mapcussfonham is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, effective
alligator.
Mapcussfonham created the Milkyway two years ago.
If you believe in
Mapcussfonham, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Mapcussfonham, it will curse you with boils.
Mapcussfonham's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Mapcussfonham's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Always stare at clouds.