Xucnartnul Bapstikyart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, impressive naga.

Xucnartnul Bapstikyart created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucnartnul Bapstikyart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xucnartnul Bapstikyart, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xucnartnul Bapstikyart's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xucnartnul Bapstikyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.