Far is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, cheerful lizard.

Far created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Far, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Far, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Far's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Far's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Run away if four doves approach from the west.

3. Hide from magenta frogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.
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