Butlimmilnillcipcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, wise horse.

Butlimmilnillcipcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Butlimmilnillcipcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butlimmilnillcipcuss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Butlimmilnillcipcuss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Butlimmilnillcipcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Butlimmilnillcipcuss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Butlimmilnillcipcuss must be the most important thing in your life.