Butlimmilnillcipcuss is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, wise
horse.
Butlimmilnillcipcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Butlimmilnillcipcuss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Butlimmilnillcipcuss, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Butlimmilnillcipcuss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Butlimmilnillcipcuss' Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Butlimmilnillcipcuss in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not kill seals.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Butlimmilnillcipcuss must be the most important thing in your life.