Nutarndam is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful
deer.
Nutarndam created gold six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutarndam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Nutarndam, he will remove you from existence.
Nutarndam's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Nutarndam's Holy Commandments1. Never feed strawberries to frogs while wearing blue coats.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not shave your chest.