Bossbimzig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, pitiless raccoon.

Bossbimzig created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossbimzig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bossbimzig, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bossbimzig's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bossbimzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silver sculptures of Bossbimzig on top of important buildings.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bossbimzig.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Never wear skirts.
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