Jopontnad is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced
wasp.
Jopontnad created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jopontnad, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Jopontnad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Jopontnad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Jopontnad's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
3. Run away if three otters approach from the south.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Never talk about fire.