Metrawfar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, stupid naga.

Metrawfar created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metrawfar, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metrawfar, she will turn you into a frog.

Metrawfar's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Metrawfar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Metrawfar first in all things.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.